January 2010
31 posts
Corporate Persons Are Jerks →
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The Supreme Court took a big wet shit on the shag carpet of democracy with their decision last week. Corporate personhood is garbage. A shitty human being can be shamed,…
State of the Union →
I predict lots of platitudes about jobs, spending freezes, and kissing the asses of human-jizz-stains like Lieberman and Baucus. At least this shit won’t be pre-empting Lost.
http://www.michaelianblack.net/blog/2010/01/norma-r... →
Michael Ian Black has a point about the NBC outrage.
Breakfast of Scumbags →
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I’m not equating Jay Leno’s dick move to Pat Robertson’s vile nutjobbery about the earthquake in Haiti, but both things got me mad last week. I can multitask and…
If Global Warming is Real, Then Why is it Cold? →
Most editorial cartoonists are dumb fucking cunts.
Truckosaurus 2012 →
First, for you monster truck pedants, I know Truckosaurus’s given name is Robosaurus, but that is only acceptable if it ate robots instead of shitty cars.
Scott Brown had this dumb-ass…
WatchNorm!
Vote, My Fellow Massholes →
Sure, the weather’s shit, and both candidates ran awful negative campaigns that started during the holidays, which soured all normal folks on this election, but your vote is important. If you don’t…
WatchA cat video on the internet. I’m gonna be rich!
Crappy Electronics Show →
NEVER FORGET. 91 years ago today, Boston was attacked by molasses. http://bit.ly/8ZX5gX
So we’re beyond pointing out he stole Stupid Pet Tricks too?
Oh wow, I just might have to watch this shit pickle: http://bit.ly/5gdN93
I’m going to watch my stories on NBC tonight, but I’ll be giving the finger to the TV the whole time.
Parking My Ass
Will I ever use this? Probably not.